Friday, July 25, 2008

*i hope you dance*

i had a wonderful day off.


went to karaoke like we planned.


danced with an 85 year old man. now THAT wasn't planned.


there's this old guy there every week & he goes around asking ladies if they will dance with him. we normally sit near the back but today we decided to move closer to the stage. a little bit later i saw that old man coming our way, but tried to not make eye contact. he walked up to me and asked "wanna dance?"...i was like..."ehh, i don't really dance"...i mean, i love car dancing with my girls & i think slow dancing is cute...but was i for real gonna dance with this 85 year old man in front of 4839284 of ppl at the Newark Mall's Karaoke night?? saying i don't dance was the best excuse i could come up with...so he went around to the other side of the table to try to get my aunt to dance with him...she was trying not to laugh as she said.."no, i don't dance either.." & when he kept insisting, she was like..."i'm married!"...he said "i'm married too! been married for 64 years!" & then had the nerve to come back around to me and ask..."sure you don't wanna dance?" and just as i was like "uhhh..." he grabbed my hand and pulled me out of my seat...by this time, i was like *i better just dance with this poor old man; he's just not taking NO for an answer!*...he assured me he'd "be gentle" like we were about to have sex or something...i was like...uhh ok? hahaha the funny thing is we were only "dancing" for maybe, 2 minutes, but he told me alot in those 2 minutes...now, don't get me wrong, he's not a creepy old man...like a stereotypical perv or anything--he's a sweet, cute, old man that looks like he should be in a nursing home...but as he was spinning me around, somehow he ended up telling me about how his exgirlfriend was a porn star...i was like oooooook? yeah...i was like..."omg how'd you find that out?" and he was like "well we dated for about a year and soon after that i saw her in a video!"...so he watches porn! maybe i was wrong, maybe he is a creepy, old perv...eww...i'm gonna be stayin' away from him...but we still had fun the rest of the night...





anyways, i was hungry on the way home, so of course, i stopped at Sonic...(at work we have "Texas Toothpicks" which are simply bite-sized deep fried jalapenos & onions!---mmm, they're amazing!) so as i was trying to decide what sounded good at Sonic, i saw they had these breaded cheddar n pepper bites...which to me, kinda sounded like Texas Toothpicks, which is what i was craving! lets just say i was disappointed...i won't be getting those again...first off, you only get 4 of them...they're big so when you bite into it you have to like bite through the pepper...ugh! it was just nasty...


i'm kinda tired...i have to open at work tomorrow, which means i gotta be there at 10...hopefully be out of there by four...that'll be a nice change...plus tomorrow's PAYDAY!!! ;-)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow that was creepy, so he told his girlfriend was a porn star, that would have been my que to leave man. I probably would have freaked out. Well hopeful you dont run into him again...

alia said...

hahahahhahahaha i'll "be gentle"!!! that old man sounds interesting...

Unknown said...

headuuuurrrrrrrr!!!!!! you danced with a porno perve!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha...... "i'll be gentle" LMAO!

ok... i'm going to actually start using my blogger, maybe... everybody;s getting one now so it seems like the right thing to do. lol